October 2011
3 posts
5 tags
When did we draw straws?
wayne-manor:
Better yet, when did I draw the shortest one that got me pulling mandatory overtime to train the new batch of holiday help?
If it helps.
You could always pretend they’re all Robins and you’re Batman.
2 tags
Alan, now I have this image of Jason eating...
I think its sexy.
5 tags
Sometimes, I hate people.
wayne-manor:
Read More
In another life, Bruce Wayne would be the rich owner of an aviary.
In this other life, and he’s quite sure it’s out there somewhere between a world where Robins dismantle words and another where Nightwing had a little wing feathering his side, there would be a small collection of birds and bats.
Odd, yes.
But this Bruce discovers that he can keep a...
September 2011
146 posts
3 tags
3 tags
Alan, I am keeping myself awake with a lethal...
chifuyu:
Where the fuck are you?!
Maybe he’s getting some pie.
outofthecavern asked: SCOUUUT IM STILL AWAKKKKEEEE! :D
coffeefrank asked: The word that should have gone there is "longing," not "wanting." Way to go, Exhaustion. You've done an excellent job in communicating my thoughts. (Now I /am/ blushing.) In any event, good night, Scout. Have fun shopping. <3 Make some delicious food. And, yes, talking longer would be nice. haha /Also/, I think I lean more towards the "terrifying" side than...
coffeefrank asked: Yes. Yes, you do that. haha I'll work under the assumption that you're laughing with me, because I'm laughing at my own stupidity too. ;) But, darn, the time has come for me to go to bed, Scout. Hopefully we can talk sooner rather than later. No long breaks in between? Long gaps filled with nothing but fervent wanting? (Hello, Exhaustion. Always glad to know you enjoy speaking for...
coffeefrank asked: Scout, darling, you should listen to Oren Lavie's music. Just going to put that out there.
coffeefrank asked: Well, you can /tuck in/ as well, Scout. ;) By all means. On a completely unrelated note, I just remembered something stupid I said today. You know that awful joke where you blame somebody for one thing jokingly and then continue on by saying that global warming is also their fault? (Or maybe that's just me...) Well, I ended up saying, "Of course I'm joking. It's not like you...
outofthecavern asked: Can I have some sugar Scout???? I need to get my homework done before I sleep
coffeefrank asked: My bedtime isn't for just fifteen minutes short of another hour, Scout. And I've missed you too terribly to go before then. You are, of course, more than welcome to tuck me in when the time does come though.
coffeefrank asked: Oh, you could park your Batmobile here any time. ;) Drive right in. Also, oh goodness, do I need to be there to perform the Heimlich manoeuvre? I /am/ trained in first aid, for the record. haha Though I can't say asphyxiation will do anything other than terrify me and make me violent - carnal fear/phobia-type thing and whatnot. ...Exhaustion is making me talk too much. Shut me up please.
coffeefrank asked: haha I don't know, where would you prefer it? ;) And, oh gosh, your tupperware. Yes, it was quite excellent. Your goods were more than satisfactory. Also, I would like to hope that Alan doesn't choke on anything. Don't worry about the sugar, Scout. It goes perfectly with my exhaustion. I have no doubt that we both certainly sound eloquent and literate right now. Mmhmm.
coffeefrank asked: Killing me faster than a kryptonite sword would Superman, my word. (But much softer, I promise.)
coffeefrank asked: I bet those are delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Scout - oh, lookie there, not addressing you as "mister" anymore? (And look at me all nervous about speaking informally.) But, yes. Shopping is most definitely in order then. Also, I never thought of that. Huh. I think I may want to try that the next time we get poptarts... Though nobody in my house really eats them. haha...
wayne-manor asked: I would be interested to discover at which point I can make you exclaim...
wayne-manor asked: Type my comma? You are rather forward this evening, aren't you, Scout. Perhaps you and I should take advantage of the *back space*, at which point I can *enter* and you can *shift*?
coffeefrank asked: Aah, poptarts. I was never able to eat them - they were always too sweet for me. But pizza - cold or not - has always had a certain appeal to me. (I'm tired and it's obvious, isn't it?) And, oh, I see. Shopping soon. And the night you were on relatively early - though that probably had something to do with it. And no nightmares? That's good. Need to find you some sort of...
4 tags
coffeefrank asked: Cuddling sounds great right about now. Up to anything interesting as of late? I feel we need to do some catching up - preferably no more nightmares, yes?
coffeefrank asked: Then you can have as many hugs as you want, love. <3 I was worrying at the mention of having nightmares. And have I mentioned that I missed you?
outofthecavern asked: Scoutie has a headache too? ;___; ::snuggles:: Dey are the worst... did you take any medicineee?
coffeefrank asked: Does childish giggling count? haha If not, I can't say I am quite yet. ;) But maybe it's the mood I'm in right now - sort of wanting to give you hugs.
4 tags
Alan Black & the Men of Wayne Manor: FUCK, BOSS... →
houseboysofwaynemanor:
frankcoffee:
houseboysofwaynemanor:
Hmm.
This is good evening from me, just so everyone knows ;3
-snort- Didn’t miss those tags, Scout. Not by a long shot. Oh, gee. Well, that certainly is an excellent use of commas, if I do say so myself.
Quite…
Evening, Boss.
And if that latter one ever happens I don’t know how true your last descriptor will be...
coffeefrank asked: Glad for you, sweetheart. <33 I miss talking to you via more efficient means. How have you been otherwise?
4 tags
FUCK, BOSS vs. FUCK BOSS.
frankcoffee:
houseboysofwaynemanor:
Hmm.
This is good evening from me, just so everyone knows ;3
-snort- Didn’t miss those tags, Scout. Not by a long shot. Oh, gee. Well, that certainly is an excellent use of commas, if I do say so myself.
Quite frankly, oh look Scout made a pun, you could also exclaim the former while performing the latter. : >
coffeefrank asked: Hey, love. ;; Things looking brighter for you? <3
5 tags
4 tags
FUCK, BOSS vs. FUCK BOSS.
Hmm.
This is good evening from me, just so everyone knows ;3
6 tags
Alan Black & the Men of Wayne Manor: Why being a... →
wayne-manor:
Because regardless of—
—how many completed pieces you have under your belt
—how proud you are of said pieces
—how many words you can write in a day that are actually worth their salt
—how many people tell you that you have a well-developed skill
—the fact that people think enough of that…
So I find it hilarious when I reblogged this to toss in my two cents, I...
3 tags
kaciart said: Alan, I’m getting cavities. Stop it....
Oh god.
I am picturing the Pottery Barn man tracing Alan’s outline with batarangs in the sand.
3 tags
Alan Black & the Men of Wayne Manor: I did it. →
wayne-manor:
While at the mall and not fitting into extra large boys, Neko and I stopped at a Pottery Barn Kids to look at potential gifts for J’s sister who just shared with the family that she’s having a baby.
And that’s when I saw the Batman sheets I’ve been eying for months for sale. So much for being…
This, Alan, is where you fit like a condom glove.
I will be fired in the...
2 tags
...There's a cat outside my window.
jasonmaid:
kinkykittyatwaynemanor:
houseboysofwaynemanor:
kinkykittyatwaynemanor:
houseboysofwaynemanor:
Sweet Alfred’s Apron, it is staring at me.
Don’t judge me, you feline.
There is no porn here.
Come back on a Friday.
Kitty is curious! Kitty wasn’t judging…
I’m fairly certain that your EYES DO NOT GLOW LIKE THE DEPTHS OF THE SEVEN HELLS.
Kitty’s eyes don’t glow. Kitty is...
8 tags
What if Alan is actually the cat?
Alan, I take it back.
You don’t fit.
Not at all.
Not even a little.
You need to head over to the men’s section because that is where you will fit.
Fit thoroughly.
But just to clarify when I said boys I meant men because men are boys and this cat.
THIS CAT.
3 tags
...There's a cat outside my window.
outofthecavern:
houseboysofwaynemanor:
kinkykittyatwaynemanor:
houseboysofwaynemanor:
Sweet Alfred’s Apron, it is staring at me.
Don’t judge me, you feline.
There is no porn here.
Come back on a Friday.
Kitty is curious! Kitty wasn’t judging…
I’m fairly certain that your EYES DO NOT GLOW LIKE THE DEPTHS OF THE SEVEN HELLS.
Go gain knowledge.
Hone your own powers, young...
3 tags
...There's a cat outside my window.
kinkykittyatwaynemanor:
houseboysofwaynemanor:
Sweet Alfred’s Apron, it is staring at me.
Don’t judge me, you feline.
There is no porn here.
Come back on a Friday.
Kitty is curious! Kitty wasn’t judging…
I’m fairly certain that your EYES DO NOT GLOW LIKE THE DEPTHS OF THE SEVEN HELLS.
3 tags
...There's a cat outside my window.
outofthecavern:
houseboysofwaynemanor:
Sweet Alfred’s Apron, it is staring at me.
Don’t judge me, you feline.
There is no porn here.
Come back on a Friday.
No, seriously.
Is this punishment for teasing Alan?
It won’t leave me alone.
Maybe I should let it in.
And then it will eat my brains.
3 tags
...There's a cat outside my window.
Sweet Alfred’s Apron, it is staring at me.
Don’t judge me, you feline.
There is no porn here.
Come back on a Friday.
4 tags
The Crimson Cave: Slip of the tongue? →
houseboysofwaynemanor:
wayne-manor:
Among other adventures I had this weekend with Neko was the one where we went to the mall and happened upon a large cache of Batman/DC t-shirts. Flipping through them, I was disheartened to discover that most of the designs I liked were in children’s…
That gif. I cannot breathe.
And hey, a lot of men are still boys, you know.
4 tags
Slip of the tongue?
wayne-manor:
Among other adventures I had this weekend with Neko was the one where we went to the mall and happened upon a large cache of Batman/DC t-shirts. Flipping through them, I was disheartened to discover that most of the designs I liked were in children’s sizes. The eternal optimist, Neko looked at me and assured me not to worry; I could fit into an extra large boy.
An ‘s’ has never...
1 tag
That most awkward moment...
frankcoffee:
wayne-manor:
When you realize someone likes you for what you are rather than who you are.
What? ;; Oh, dear. -pats- I’m almost awfully curious as to how that works, considering how patient, witty, and altogether gentlemanly you are - or, at least, that’s how you’ve been when talking with me, just in case you were wondering even the slightest bit that it had anything to do you as...
5 tags
There's a certain boss up early today.
I’m hoping you’ve eaten and freshened up to greet the new day.
5 tags
Anonymous asked: *purrs* If grooming is like rubbing, kitty will like it. Maybe kitty can rub Houseboy while houseboy grooms kitty? ~~KinkyKitty
rubitan asked: *scrunches up nose at the little bop* Scout scouttttt *nuzzles your palm* >//w//<
outofthecavern asked: -buries face into pillow- Make sure bro doesn't stay up too long kay? <3 Night Scoutie, wuv ya!
outofthecavern asked: Scout, I have to go to bed now... -frowns- ....tuck me in? <3
quixoticlimn asked: sweetheart, i am gonna throw you the most epic baby shower. i already know what i am going to get you ;D we gotta make up for 78 secret children. -starts making confetti-
coffeefrank asked: Well. School tomorrow. Dreading that, naturally. Well, to an extent. And you always have impeccable timing - always just about an hour or so before I need to go to bed. Oh, how I wish we could chat more.