The art of seducing spoons is serious business guys.
I officially have no life rotfl
Scout i hope u like the shit out of this, cus its educational.
But what if I have the baby before the wedding, love?
WHAT IF
1 year ago · 24 notes · Reblogged from quixoticlimn
What was that about wearing pants for once, Mr. Scout? haha In any event, I think the Manor’s had too much excitement for any day, really. I could go for a cup of Mr. Scout’s tea. I’ve heard that it’s quite good.
This would be from Mr. Scout and me, Alan. I’m not as pretty as Mr. Scout seems to think I am, but that’s quite alright. And I came to some sort of compromise on the formal clothes, Mr. Scout, because that’s just begging for stains, and we can’t have that. ;)
I’m just a little unnerved by the name-calling going on. Manners, everyone. Let’s remember them, shall we? Even if you are about to engage in fisticuffs.
For people who’ve noticed, I like couches and coffee tables. Like. A lot. lmao It’s my default background.I have never, in my life, looked so distinguished. And Frankie—you’re fucking adorable. I think you make a handsome addition. Scout, my boy, you’re looking quite dapper this evening.
I do love the way you depict the Manor.
And you were nice to exclude all the phallic art I have lying around.That’s because I’m sitting on them, Boss.
Is that so, Mr. Scout? In that case, you’re doing an excellent job of hiding them. For shame too, they would have made excellent… references.
The fun part was figuring out how to arrange them.
1 year ago · 40 notes · Source · Reblogged from frankcoffee
What was that about wearing pants for once, Mr. Scout? haha In any event, I think the Manor’s had too much excitement for any day, really. I could go for a cup of Mr. Scout’s tea. I’ve heard that it’s quite good.
This would be from Mr. Scout and me, Alan. I’m not as pretty as Mr. Scout seems to think I am, but that’s quite alright. And I came to some sort of compromise on the formal clothes, Mr. Scout, because that’s just begging for stains, and we can’t have that. ;)
I’m just a little unnerved by the name-calling going on. Manners, everyone. Let’s remember them, shall we? Even if you are about to engage in fisticuffs.
For people who’ve noticed, I like couches and coffee tables. Like. A lot. lmao It’s my default background.I have never, in my life, looked so distinguished. And Frankie—you’re fucking adorable. I think you make a handsome addition. Scout, my boy, you’re looking quite dapper this evening.
I do love the way you depict the Manor.
And you were nice to exclude all the phallic art I have lying around.
That’s because I’m sitting on them, Boss.
1 year ago · 40 notes · Source · Reblogged from wayne-manor
What was that about wearing pants for once, Mr. Scout? haha In any event, I think the Manor’s had too much excitement for any day, really. I could go for a cup of Mr. Scout’s tea. I’ve heard that it’s quite good.
This would be from Mr. Scout and me, Alan. I’m not as pretty as Mr. Scout seems to think I am, but that’s quite alright. And I came to some sort of compromise on the formal clothes, Mr. Scout, because that’s just begging for stains, and we can’t have that. ;)
I’m just a little unnerved by the name-calling going on. Manners, everyone. Let’s remember them, shall we? Even if you are about to engage in fisticuffs.
For people who’ve noticed, I like couches and coffee tables. Like. A lot. lmao It’s my default background.
Look at how precious Frank is.
I just.
I want to take you into the kitchen and show you…my Tupperware.
1 year ago · 40 notes · Reblogged from coffeefrank
The manor’s denizens waiting for Mr. Black to finish working and come to bed.
(I know I missed out on some of you and I’m sorry. It’s not because I don’t love you. 9___9)
Do you think I’d work the outfit with a leather jacket?
I mean.
Such gorgeous art.
1 year ago · 19 notes · Reblogged from mister-blacks-puppy
outofthecavern replied to your post: Because of this.
Oh puppy don’t worry. you’ll get your spot back tomorrow night. But in the mean time come upstairs with us. We have all the toys to keep you occupied while my brother is…
Dear God, I will never get enough of this precious face.
I will scratch your ears, rub your belly and love you.
I will toss you bones and carry you around because you are too adorable and my heart will explode.
Boss.
Just look at that face.
Look at it and tell me it isn’t the child of a rainbow.
1 year ago · 8 notes · Reblogged from mister-blacks-puppy
“Hey Scout, I know I’m a little late on this, and you might not know me, I’m Calvin the gardner, and I hope you feel better soon. These are from my personal garden.”
I find it hard to believe that we haven’t met. You make the finest produce for our Master and I’ve been ill-mannered enough not to invite you for tea? I am ashamed.
Thank you for this. I just love the details on the bouquet and your face is adorably mussed. I just want to clean you up. And this art, I need it on our refrigerator-which in this Manor means there will be oak wood frames rimmed with golden corner pieces, magnets are so passe.
Well, Calvin. I may not know you, but I’d like to.
In more ways than one.
I’ve been meaning to find someone to help water my plants for a while now, if you catch my drift.
1 year ago · 5 notes · Reblogged from strawberrypockyfox
Scout: “Hey nurse, want to check the temperature of another stick? ;D “
Lol you have a fever be quiet.
The whole harem hopes you are okay <3 and wish for you to get well as soon as possible! drink lots of water, and eat oranges!
I hope Dick nurse, and Jason doctor will help speed the process up :D
This is so gorgeous.
Just utterly, breathtakingly…wow.
If they were the real hospital staff, I think I wouldn’t be so afraid every time I spent the night.
I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this kind of sweetness from you but I’m just speechless. It’s so lovely.
And fairly accurate. Since I do enjoy popping my feet out of the covers like that.
Thank you, thank you, thank you for this.
1 year ago · 29 notes · Reblogged from quixoticlimn
Another picture for Scout. :’D
Nurse!Scout. Tee hee.Now all we need is Doctor!Alan Black.
Let it be known that I spent four minutes—I had Greg time me—trying to recreate this post and failing.
Thank you, Rubi. Seeing this made me smile so wide I might have split a lip.
I am seriously thinking about bleaching my hair now.
1 year ago · 14 notes · Reblogged from rubitan
… >v>;;
I’m assuming that Giant Spoon is American. Lol;;
Look, Alan.
Look at what happens when you close your eyes.
1 year ago · 14 notes · Reblogged from rubitan